Cardussy indulgence

guerrillatech:

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thedoommerchant:

verified the tumblr op of this repost is a terf so it’s my post now

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charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

exponentiallygayrobot:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Middle-aged magical girl.

She’s been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she’s very tired.

My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I’ve been Earth’s one and only… Wonder-Sparkle Princess.

she’s been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren’t giving it their all.
Half of them are in a groupchat they’ve added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don’t interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her*

Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he’s dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can’t save you if you interrupt her rare vacations

Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people’s hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can’t, got a PTA meeting.

Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.

Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor’s heart with hatred then?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That’d be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!

Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How’s the husband? Still dead?

Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don’t mess with my time off :p

Why are people tagging this ’#wonder sparkle princess’ like that’s a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?

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mob-choir:

mob-choir:

every once in a while i’ll be going about my day and suddenly remember just how much mob and serizawa are foils of each other, down to the wording of the promise they received from the person they look up to, and lose my mind all over again

AND THESE TWO CONVERSATIONS WERE VIRTUALLY HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME!!! FUCK!!!

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softwaring:

softwaring:

im watching glamourous on netflix while drawing and noticed this in episode two:

LMFAO? My fucking impact is so insane jwefalgrubesrg the meme is truly transcendent

if u didn’t know: the reference they’re making is to the meme i photoshopped

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fuckysuckybrigade:

Legendary horror manga artist Junji Ito loved the Barbie movie (x)

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

help-help-i-need-an-adult:

awheckery:

moniquill:

Ma’am. What are you doing. You can’t be here.

This is my childhood home and my babies will grow up here too.

Ma’am. This is an orphanage.

And?

Good point. Welcome home, ma’am.

I AM FINE I’M NOT CRYING

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progressivepower:

#unionize #taxcorporations #taxtherich #raisethewage

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